scalavino

3. a sexual act involving a paintbrush and a Tight end.

Andy: Did you hear about Erik?
Fred: What?
Andy: Instead of selling his art, he was in his PFW cubicle having a Scalavino

by FAPED January 8, 2009

socal hatorade

A particular flavor of hatorade, especially popular in NorCal. Tastes like sour grapes from Sonoma.

Maryann keeps a bottle of Socal Hatorade at her desk. When she can rant no more about the evils of Orange County, she takes a long deep drink, feels recharged, and goes off again about those socal bitches.

by MGDude December 27, 2008

NFTY SoCal

Not only he most attractive NFTY region but also the most spirited and most passionate.

NFTY SoCal is the best region ever.

by Nikolailai October 31, 2011

scalavino

2. A bad artist. Someone lacking in formal artistic training

Dan: Thats some awful art over there.

Andy: $10000, that must be a Scalavino or something.

by FAPED January 8, 2009

socal

SO*CAL: The land of the beautiful people, year round summer, and real mexican food. Seriously there is everything down in So Cali;mountains, snow, beaches, deserts, pretty much any type of geographic type you want (sans big forests, you need to go up to norcal for real Cali forests) . It is very beautiful with LA,The OC,and San Diego being the main metropolitan areas. Santa Barbara, riverside, Palm Springs,and other midsize suburban areas are down here too. The rest of the country probably thinks everyone down here is crazy what with all the insanity of Lilo, Brit Brit, and inmate 9818783 running rampant in LA. but plastic surgery aside SoCal is a pretty chill place with people a little more caught up with their looks than the average American/Californian. But what are you gonna do with 300+ days of sunshine? Cover up? There is no official border between SoCal and NorCal. A good way to guage ur location in the two Calis is to find out if you're surrounded by LA Dodger fans or SF Giants fans. A little bit of pride of where your from is cool (Nor or So Cal) but we don't need any type of real rivalry goin on between the two areas(my only gripe is NorCal doesn't have California burritos). Shit, secession sounds like a good idea to me from the looks of where the middle and south of the country are leading the rest of us.

LA, San Diego, The OC, and Santa Barbara all have some pretty sweet beaches.The Palm springs area boasts buttloads of sunshine and hosts Coachella (Indio). Socal is the place to be

by JaY NiZzLE April 24, 2008

Scala Swag

A wannabe rapper who thinks they are hot shit with all the ladies but in reality is a total faggot and douchebag

You are acting like scala swag

by bigbirdbaby January 17, 2012

Soala

Soala is a pretty, popular and sweet type of girl who loves to have fun. She can be sarcastic at some points but is very mature and tall. Most Soala's are brown with dark brown eyes. Soala's can be very mad and rude sometimes but have a great personality. Everyone wants to be Soala's friend and would love to have fun with her.

"Wow! You're such a Soala."

by MagicalMilana September 30, 2017