Snurgling

Someone who sniffs seats (such as office chairs, Bicycle seats or underwear) for sexual pleasure, hoping to smell either farts or juicy whiffs.

I saw Chris Snurgling my girlfriends bike last night so I punched him in his happy sacks. He's such a dirty snurgler.

by phillwillkill July 27, 2011

snugging

either the act of cuddling with another person or in some cases, performing a sexual act

I hated Brokeback Mountain! There was too much snugging!

by 2muchofapimp July 13, 2006

snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

Surging Sanders

When you're fucking a woman in the ass, but instead of finishing inside you cum unexpectedly out of your left index finger.

Ah, man, I gave that bitch Hilary a surging sanders.

by dubyadubyadubyathree October 10, 2016

surging sanders

it's when you cum out of nowhere

We had been at it for a while when I pulled a surging sanders. She was a bit suprised to say the least, but I think everyone was satisfied.

by utunga October 4, 2016

surging sanders

The event where Bernie Sanders beats the crap out of Hillary Clinton in the polls.

We have a surging Sanders in Iowa and New Hampshire.

by Melkor505 April 24, 2016

snurfing

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.

I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.

by Agent 74 December 25, 2007