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beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.
by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013
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snogging

Contrary to popular American belief, snogging is just kissing- not full on lurve action. Full on kissing, yes- but a snog does not define any other sexual act.
I got a little snog off him at the end of the night.
by Chyna August 13, 2004
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boob snuggling

to rest one's cheek between the breasts of a sex friend or significant other for the purpose of comfort.
After a particularly vigorous round of sexual intercourse, Rosie felt a little "boob snuggling" was in order so she could promptly fall asleep ensconced in Charlie's ample bosom.
by habitualrituals May 24, 2016
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Angus thongs and perfect snogging

A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th
"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"
by Gerty3 December 6, 2016
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slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.
by kris takahashi April 16, 2010
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mean snuggin'

(v) The act of intense cuddling, usually by those of gansta' affiliation.
Niggas don't cuddle, we be mean snuggin'.

After she rode me like a bike I decided to pay her back with some mean snuggin.

I just wanna find a real nigga who will lay the pipe and gimme some mean snuggin while we watch that netflix.
by HotSauc3 October 6, 2015
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Smugging

the abbreviation for 'smuggling watermelons', a dance created in spring 2010 by 2B but performed by knott as a whole. the dance corresponds with song progressions in datsik's magnum opus 'havoc'. the dance was so named due to similarities to smuggling watermelons from a grocery store. every sunday after mass, knott men converge in the second floor lounge to smug. it is an expression of brotherhood and true jugg life
guy 1: did you smug last night?
guy 2: yeah dude i love smugging
by flamshiz November 6, 2011
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