snuffalarcus

A snuffalarcus is the fucking most amazing little magical creature in all of the universe. It is a mix between a pink flamingo, a trout, lion, baby tiger cubs, one legged bear, and also a t-rex..... If you were wondering it is possible to be a mix of all these wonderful creatures of life... During large animal orgies these creatures are created from little sperm wigglers....... Many other animals may be incorporated in the gene pool of a snuffalarcus, because when the orgie starts no one knows who they are fucking... So when shit gets crazy loads are being blown all over the place..... Overall a snuffalarcus owns little babies who have not developed the ability to have boners.... Word to your mother....

Jessica: Whoa did you see that fucking magical creature over there

Ben: Yeah babe thats a mother fucking SNUFFALARCUS, only the most amazing creature in all of the universe.

Jessica: Your amazing

Ben: Lets go pitch a tent....... Oh yeah sonnnnnnnnnn....

by BSiCe May 8, 2007

Snarfblat

A magical creation that takes you on an adventure to jesus.

-Wow! smoke out of that snarfblat.

by momo the hoho February 23, 2010

snarfblatt

A very versatile word, it is similar to fuck in that it can be a noun, verb, adjective or adverb. Commonly used as a placefiller for anything despicable.

(saintly cursing) fuckin snarfblatt

Oh shit.. the webserver is snarfblatted!

by Satyr January 21, 2005

Snarfblat

a firm partly muscular chestnut sized gland in males at the neck of the urethra; produces a viscid secretion that is the fluid part of semen. Also known as "Snarfbladder"

"When I was making love with Big Bertha, as I was Ejaculating, I was thinking of my Snarfblat problems, and was hoping for a worthy orgasm."

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003

Snufficate

the act of suffocating someone with a Snuggie

you: ahhhh!!!!!

boyfriend: wat?!?! (lifts Snuggie from ur face)

you: SNUFFICATE!!!!!

boyfrined: it was all part of the plan, my dear...all part of the plan

by hawthorne.heights January 24, 2010

Snarfblat

When a partner cums on the other parters back, snorts it off there back then spits it out onto the back of the partner

Yo! Last night I had this crazy date, and at the end I snarfblated her, but now I feel like I have a runny nose.

by Snarfblaster69 July 21, 2021

Snarfblat

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

"I should cut two holes in a paper bag; put it over my head, so people will love me."

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003