Snertinly

a term that cats use when they sneeze

"SNERTINLY!" went the cat as it coughed up the hairball/sneeze.

by xkaylaaaax3 October 11, 2010

Snorting on snow

Term used to describe someone who sniffs cocaine

Got a white bitch snorting on snow

by Mwaeni July 10, 2018

snorting mustard

When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.

I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.

Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.

I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.

For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.

by Bad C dev January 12, 2023

Weasel Snorting

When someone has the ability to suck cocaine through their urethra.

My Weasel Snorting has gained me a lot of internet fame, if only my girlfriend found it as fun as I do.

by IridescentBlade July 27, 2016

snorting glitter

When you can't do cocaine and you only have glitter

Snorting glitter with my friend

by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017

snorting crack

What idiots use as a euphemism for general drug use and a reason for misbehaviour. Of course they lack the basic knowledge that crack is SMOKED (what do you think a crackpipe is for, dummy?), and not snorted. It's powder cocaine, or llello, yoca cola, A1 Yola, and so on that you snort.

"You've been snorting crack?"
"No, fuckhead. Smoking it."

by Joey Boombatz February 25, 2008

Poop Snorting Wizard

When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.

"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?

by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009