Snomit

When someone sneezes and then vomits.

Deshan just snomitted in the bathroom

by desh09 November 4, 2018

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.

"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"

by ConIII August 6, 2019

Scoombage

Pronounced- Skoom-bahj

A fuckin Scumbag, scum of the earth mothafucka.

Ayyy MICKEY, come out here and teach this fuckin gombadooch scoombage a lesson in respect..

by Don Fuckyamotha July 25, 2010

Snoobing

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.

My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick

by Snoobing November 28, 2016

Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Snomp

Snomp
verb.

The activity of stomping and sneezing whilst in a swamp. Often used as a dance to worship Shrek.

Jimmy: "What are you doing, Peter?"
Peter: "Snomping, Jimmy"
Jimmy: "Are you at it again with the drugs??"
Peter: "Get out, you uncultured swine"

by Coziiwiishes June 14, 2018

Shoombool

A funny name for Dick or Pussy; Usually used among children or teenagers

Your fly is open son, you don't want everyone to see your shoombool do you?!
Good night shoombooly!

by Steve Burn October 13, 2009