Sneaky Sniker

Sneaky Snikers are One Of The Most Dangerous Animals In The World, who are attracted to kazoos , Play one and they’ll kill you.

“Croikey, It’s a Sneaky Sniker!”

by JungJavaLittle August 11, 2018

snookered

to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.

Nick: Shit man, you look tired.
Jackson: Yeah man, we pulled an all nighter. I'm fucking snookered.

by CaptainAwesome69 July 22, 2011

pocket snooker

The act of male masturbation by concealing the pleasuring hand in one's pocket.

Brendan ma saw a really hot girl and started playing pocket snooker without anyone noticing.

by razornova August 25, 2008

snoike

Snoike means snake. A random dude said it one day and now everyone goes around yelling snoike! to random people and upsetting old men.

Random kid: Snoike!
Random kid 2: what the heck?

Charlie always says snoike its getting really annoying.

by SOMEBODYTOUCHAMYSPAGHET May 31, 2018

snooker

1. n. billiard game played on a large table.
2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game.

The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.

T: You wanna play some snooker (1)?
J: sure!
T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you.
J: no way, you snooks

by who'sfat? April 29, 2006

Snorker

Slang for sausage in the British Navy

I ate a couple of snorkers for breakfast

by zoootsuit January 16, 2010

snooker

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.

(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!

by Bob & Friends October 6, 2008