by meat_beater February 27, 2015
Get the slap your monkey mug.A series of actions resulting in a horrendous wakeup. First, one person coats their hand in a mixture of breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and batter. When a person is sleeping a second person throws very got heavy cream on the person's face, and immediately after comes the slap of a hand with the described mixture resulting in a large imprint on the person's face, hence the "Kentucky Slap." It is often understandably confused with the Italian Breakfast Wakeup, the Asian Breakfast Wakeup, and many others. The name "Kentucky Slap" comes from the esoteric language and culture of a motely crew in Kentucky who frequently engaged and revered the practice of "Kentucky Slapping." Despite many efforts to thwart the "Kentucky Slappers," they have remained resilient and triumpant.
I ultimately decided Jeff would have to be Kentucky Slapped for his actions. His insolence would lead to a substitution of full size croutons for a harsher feeling of the "Kentucky Slap." Jeff: That Kentucky Slap last night stung terribly. Everyone saw my face and knew I had been Kentucky Slapped, it was so humiliating that that I started to cry.
by ChevayChase April 11, 2015
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by mr.moooooooo October 21, 2019
Get the slap your bestie day mug.To pull out your gun in a gunfight. It comes from the Old West, where gunslingers carried pistols in leather holsters.
by sublimeade October 20, 2008
Get the slap leather mug.Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied royal horns announcing the slap.
guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
by kipper big January 11, 2013
Get the Royal Pimp Slap mug.Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied by royal horns announcing the slap.
guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
by kipper big January 11, 2013
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by Oooofie December 6, 2019
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