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Big eared Sniffy Wiener 

A breed of dog. Being a combination of Beagle and Dachshund the Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is very social and curious and often follows it’s very powerful nose without care to consequences. This gets the BESW in trouble with their human companions as they often lead it to injury, unnecessary snacking, and being impossible to hide any new items in the house . Loyal and cuddly BESWs are often found noodling in the floor when hot and when cold are found in the laps and couch cushions aplenty cuddling with something or someone warm
My Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is the cutest little rascal, I make new toys a hide and seek game ,I let him outside and take it all around the house and let him try to find it . He usually finds it straight away !
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snaffy waffy

a deviation on snafu; something that is totally fucked up but not totally unexpected

pronounced: /snaph-fee waph-fee/
usage: noun
That was some snaffy waffy shit when that little bitch got herself knocked up.
snaffy waffy by budious February 11, 2007

sniffy jiffy 

Cocaine or other snorted crystal powder drugs.
I got some sniffy jiffy and booger sugar! Your nostrils will LOVE me!
sniffy jiffy by Serpentine July 29, 2008

sniffy snack 

Normally a line of cocaine. Could be a bump of cocaine or crystal.
Damn that sniffy snack was good.
sniffy snack by VaginaWhisprer April 12, 2016

Ballsy sniffy

The balls-equivalent of sloppy toppy, involving one person sniffing the balls of another person.
Person 1: My girl gives the best sloppy toppy.
Person 2: Well, my girl gives some pretty good ballsy sniffy!
Ballsy sniffy by Fvneral Thirst November 22, 2020

sniffy joe 

when 3 guys are having sex ,one reicieving a blowjob,one giving the blowjob,andone licking the guy that is giving the other guy a blowjob`s ass
i had a sniffy joe with my two best buds the other day
sniffy joe by ur grampa February 14, 2009

Sniffy(s) Torture 

Sniffy(s) Torture is the act of yourself or a another person scratching your balls (or sack) until it bleeds then proceeding to sniff their hand afterward. This is for sexual pleasure. I have experienced this with many other people and in my opinion this is most enjoyable! This may seem unhealthy but it can be very healthy for your balls and/or sack. Health Benefits: hot, sexy, dead skin comes off, smelly, and sniffy!
John: Tonight we are having Sniffy(s) Torture!
John's wife: well ok!