snifflebutt

a sweet girl, extremely cute, who is clearly sick but denies being sick. then usually tries to verbally attack you to change the subject.

quit lieing about being sick, freakin snifflebutt

by John Q everyman September 27, 2010

shit sniffle

a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick

I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again

by realg March 31, 2015

Snifflles

The biggest douche-fag known to all Steam gamers. He is known to mic spam, rage, prop spam/kill and minge up every RP and probably even a DM server in every Source game he visits. Also known as one of those high-pitched 10 year olds who has no friends.

Annoyed Player: Snifflles, stop hitting me with those damn stoves, I'm trying to build something.
Snifflles: NU! juts chill out
Annoyed Player: Grow up, queerfag.
Snifflles: NO U
Annoyed Player: wow, that joke is so overused. Get a life, fag bag.
Snifflles: NO U (Spamming the chat box)
An Admin has joined the game.
An Admin banned player Snifflles (Kicked and banned)
Snifflles: (turns emo and starts raging in Steam Friends)

by afro-samurai August 23, 2009

Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

Snifflegate

The act of being a little bitch and acting sick.

Remember snifflegate? You mean when Drew left after lunch because he was "sick" ?

by Pretordepot June 16, 2018

Sniffle Sack

Describing someone's nose when it is big and drippy.

Please grab a tissue and wipe that sniffle sack.

Did you get that big sniffle sack from your mom's side or your dad's side?

by Dirty Dan Buck January 18, 2021

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018