Sexorcism

When you are posessed by a pornstar ghost.

"Dude, last weekend I think I had a sexorcism...can't remember anything but these chicks keep telling me all this kinky stuff we did."

by Beeker September 23, 2012

sexorcism

Major orgasm, feeling as if head could spin

Oh my god, sex with Tina last night gave me the ultimate sexorcism!!

by useful idiot December 29, 2004

Sexorcism

After to a shameful sexual experience, the attempt to expel or attempt to expel an evil sexual encounter from a person, room, or surface. Usually accomplished though, among other things, jokes, drinking or the plan b pill.

Person A: "Damn that girl you brought back last night was a grenade"

Person B: "...you right, I need a fucking sexorcism."

by Jimmy Joe Conner September 29, 2010

sexorcism

A religious ceremony created to forever banish sexual activity from human experience. See marriage

He felt the otherworldly power of the sexorcism the moment she said "I do".

by Goat Boy December 30, 2004

sexorcism

When a female orgasms so hard it looks like an exorcism.

I'm gonna have to do a sexorcism on this bitch to make her act right

by MikeyWifey February 3, 2017

sexorade

1: It's like lemonade, but with added sexual agenda
2: A lemonade so good it makes you wanna have sex NOW!

"Boy this juice is so good, dare I call it sexorade?!"
"Nah boii, that's more like a gatorade right there.... mmm still ok"

"Would you ever sleep with my wife, Rebecca?"
"Ugh, yeah well... Maybe after 3 sexorades or something!"

"Bro I think my lemonade is coming unto me!"
"Omg bro, it's totally flirting! What a sexorade!!"

by Maoraw July 21, 2017

sexorcism

Represents a group of people who mock each other and own multiple shit posting instagram pages. They usually might be violent and gatekeepers. They have a dark sense of humour and live very far from each other.

“Have you met the newest sexorcism owner?”
“Yeah, Meth is a pretty nice guy.”

by 2trippi May 4, 2022