spatchcock

The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.

Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!

by iPhil November 22, 2011

snatchcracker

A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.

Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!

by adviliax July 24, 2009

Snatchbuckler

One who live to pillage the booty. Known for dropping their riggin's and showing their masts at any givin time.Usually associated with rugby and beer.somewhat concentrated in the Houston/Galveston Texas area.

"Watch out for the Snatchbucklers. If you bolt the front door, the'll cum in your rear"

"Those guys are nothing else, if not Snatchbucklers"

by Semen 1st class Merriweather December 8, 2003

snatchsickle

The used tampon of an extremely bitter, frigid, or otherwise vicious cunt. Upon removal, the culprit hangs the frozen tampon from the gutters of a former lovers house. During the holiday season, and a particularly heavy flow cycle, most snatchsickle participants prefer to adorn the branches of a large tree in the front yard of their victim's home. In warmer climates, it is highly recommended that the snatchsickle be taken down immediately as the defrostation often results in putrid odor, angry neighbors, pests such as rodents, raccoons, and even bears in some areas of the world.

"My fiance caught me banging her little sister like a rabbit in heat, and she retaliated with a full scale snatchsickle set!"

by J.D. Saladjar December 23, 2011

spatchcock

the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina

She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.

by SledgeTheHammer September 23, 2008

Snatchback

a female's hatchback (referring to a car)

Have you seen her pink snatchback?

We hotboxed her snatchback.

by Snatchback October 18, 2009

Spatchcock

The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.

Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked

by Clangers January 19, 2010