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He's such a snaptard; the deer stood looking at us for ages, and then wandered off while he fumbled in his bag for the camera.
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Someone addicted to Starz's original series, "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" and "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Said person will exhibit such symptoms as: Yelling at the scream while watching the program and reruns of said program; Quoting lines from said program; Dreaming about characters of said program, etc...
I've watched every episode of Spartacus at least five times and once with the captions on! I even screamed out loud at work when the copier jammed, "Oh Jupiter's Cock!" And I won't even mention the dream I had about Gannicus! I am such a Spartard!
by Luciepher March 15, 2011
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Get the Spartard mug.The most snarky comment one can make. The ultimate achievement in snarkiness. One aspires to be labeled snarkariffic.
I thought listening to her run down the latest celebrity train wreck's characteristics, snarky point by snarky point, was vicarious fun, but when she ended with 'I'd feel sorry for her if she'd come from the shallow end of the gene pool, but her mother sucked up something from the drain, and voila, Boopsie was begat!' I declared her just plain snarkariffic.
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-noun
1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.
Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.
Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.
Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
-noun
1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.
Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.
Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.
Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.
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