Snarfblat

a firm partly muscular chestnut sized gland in males at the neck of the urethra; produces a viscid secretion that is the fluid part of semen. Also known as "Snarfbladder"

"When I was making love with Big Bertha, as I was Ejaculating, I was thinking of my Snarfblat problems, and was hoping for a worthy orgasm."

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003

Snarfblat

When a partner cums on the other parters back, snorts it off there back then spits it out onto the back of the partner

Yo! Last night I had this crazy date, and at the end I snarfblated her, but now I feel like I have a runny nose.

by Snarfblaster69 July 21, 2021

Snarfblat

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

"I should cut two holes in a paper bag; put it over my head, so people will love me."

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003

Snarfblat

Incapable of sexual intercourse, often because of an inability to achieve or sustain an erection.

"If I wanted to have sex, with a woman or man I sure hope I'm not SNARFBLAT.

by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003

Snarfblat

A Man Who Perfers The Company of Men.

"I do not like the word "gay", or "Queer", to describe myself. I perfer the word "SNARFBLAT". It tis, more appropriate.

by The Educator March 11, 2003

Snorfblat

What a fork is recognized as by Scuttle in The Little Mermaid

Girl: "I look at the table and saw millions of snorfblats."
Guy: "What are you smoking and where can I find some?"

by MrSakatsu September 5, 2011

Snarfblatt

Clear a pipe so it can be used, or to play a lovely tune. (If in tune)

After emptying the bowl one would snarfblatt into the pipe to clear the passage. I snarfblatted chunks from the pipe bowl into my eye. Turning a flute into a pipe allows ^snarfblatting^ to be a jaunty tune.

by Dreddpirate808* December 11, 2021