StarFishing

When your significant other is mentally willing but not as physically enthused to perform the act(s) of love and does so anyway in a passive mode.

** Position **
Usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch TV together too...

**Context**
While a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, StarFishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. It's also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. See fuckortunity

I'm exhausted, but he's so cute and such a great guy I'm pretty sure I'll be StarFishing tonight. Hey, I'll even put my arms around him! Like newlyweds!

by EnergyStarMittens November 25, 2014

starfishing

The act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. Pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you pass out.

I was getting ready to cum until my date began starfishing!

by Matt8008 March 23, 2010

Starfishing

The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.

Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!

by Yarz August 22, 2012

starfishing

Giving out all signs that one is willing to be fucked. Putting it all out there. Making it easy. Laid out and spread open. When done properly, the body will resemble that of a starfish.

I don't understand why Joey wasn't making any moves on me. I was practically starfishing for him.

by Patrick Starfishing February 29, 2012

Starfishing

When you and your partner both drop your pants, bend over, and make your butt holes touch gently. Like two chocolate starfish kissing.

"last night we got real wild and touched our butts together."
"that's called starfishing bro"

by Princessconsuelabananahammock4 December 2, 2019

Starfishing

Hammered drunk, laying face down, arms stretched out flat and up, legs down and out forming the shape of a 'starfish'... This can't be done on request; It is only done unwillingly in a drunken stupor.

"Daaamn.. Phil was hammered, starfishing in the floor last night...."

by Phil the Thrill 1 June 22, 2012

Starfishing

When a girl is physically involved with five different men at the same time: one in her ass, one in her vagina, one gets a bj, and the remaining two get jerked-off.

"Mel is such a whore!"

"Why man? What happened?"

"It was kinda sketchy but she gave me head while fucking Evan and Alexander and she was jerking-off Tyler and Schuyler at the same time! She was totally starfishing us."

"Wow man, that sounds incredible."

"Ya she was wicked talented!"

by El BeeF & MellyCray February 1, 2013