Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

sraining

The proper terminology for a snowy, rainy mix.

It's sraining outside!
Don't you mean sleeting?

No... it's sraining. Snowing and raining. Duh!

by dabug0620 January 10, 2011

Snailing your nan

when you get your nan arrested

Yo bro why are you snailing your nan

by Mmcdermott33 November 1, 2021

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

Snailing

When a girl is so wet if she were to walk it would leak out of her underwear and resemble a snail as it walks down the side walk leaving the shinny residue on the ground behind them

(Ex 1):Tom : "Dude we just left the bar and I had all the girls snailing...total frat move"

(Ex 2):"Dude did you see that girl snailing over Tyler last night,? she was super hot"

(Ex 3) Will : "Hey sweet polo bathing suit, haha that looks like a cowboy should be wearing it, what you think John ?"
John :" haha yeah your gonna have all the girls snailing "

by Tygercub2008 July 6, 2009