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surphone

To surf the Internet via a smartphone, perhaps obsessively
It's rude to surphone while eating lunch with your crush, unless you both are surphoning.
by TheOldProfessor May 16, 2017
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smartphone elbow

The soreness you get on the inside part of your elbow, when u stretch your arm out, from surfing the web, texting & doing other lengthy things on your smartphone.
Ouch it hurts to stretch my arm out, searching the web on my phone for 2 hours gave me smartphone elbow!
by G~Flo June 21, 2011
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smartphone

A mobile device that is infinitely smarter than the human that uses it while driving.
Do you know what caused the accident on the interstate?
Yeah, the news said it was some moron driver using his smartphone.
by plasmax April 29, 2014
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smartphone

a mobile phone which has computerlike software on it, these days resembles PDA's...
this new smartphone runs 239078 games and has a cool-colored backlight
by deice May 27, 2003
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Smartphone

A pocketable PC with internal memory, large screen, keyboard, file storage and runs on 3G CDMA or EDGE Networks. Smartphone are capable of using email clients such as exchange.
The RIM Blackberry 9630, Droid Cell Phone or The HTC Incredible are highend Smartphones.
by Matt Sunn April 30, 2010
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satphone

Short for 'satellite phone'; a communication device that is mightier than the more common cell phone which every 5 year old chick now has.

These phones communicate with satellites in space using an abnormally large antenna instead of those ugly towers that have sprung up everywhere in the past couple of years.

Satellite phones are typically larger and more rugged than the ordinary mobile phones that peasants use. They are also more expensive to use and are known for their poor battery life.

They don't work so well inside buildings and are therefore unpopular with urbanites who would rather settle for a piece of shit iPhone but are an essential part of daily life in the backarse of nowhere.
Some douche called my satphone to bitch at me for hitting on his girlfriend. The call cost him so much he's filing for bankrupcy now.
by Dankoozy October 22, 2008
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Smartphone dead leg

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.
"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"
by Droobilicious August 21, 2013
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