smurf

A 30mg roxycodone which are blue in color an addictive as hell. Often known to turn decent looking white girls into nasty hood rats within a matter of months. To the male species this drug is know to lower inhibitions enough that they will sell their mothers wheelchair to obtain just one more smurf.

Yo man you got any smufs? Hell yah son, $30 each.

Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs

Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten

by c0ntr0lled_substance January 25, 2013

Smurf

To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch

Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.

by kaptainkrollio July 20, 2009

smurf

smurf the smurf old school 80's wop yay area

dance originating in the yay (as in yay area) during the early 80's.. while everyone was doing the moon walk, we were doing the smurf..

lean a shoulder back, snap your fingers, kick the foot on the same side back, roll forward, repeat on other side..

yeah, i know it sounds awkward but how can you accurately describe a hella cool dance in WORDS?

back in the day we hella grooved doin' the smurf and the wop!

by indaybaby February 23, 2008

Smurf

One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.

My smurf of a sister asked me if I could find her some blues.

by Luvs2kickit24 May 5, 2011

smurf

One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.

The Smurfs show sucked.

by AYB March 22, 2003

smurf

1)A blue humanoid that lives in a mushroom; There are 100 Smurfs in the Smurf village, 3 in which are female (Smurfette, Sassette, and Nanny Smurf); These poor dudes are always chased down by Gargamel and Azrael.

2) what people are doing in the definitions above

1) Vanity Smurf is the gay Smurf!

2) You mofos quit smurfing about Smurfs being sex-related terms or drugs!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004

Smurf

The unoffical name of the employees at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games because of the bright blue clothes they have to wear that are the same color as smurfs.

Jeff: I'm stoked to go work at the olympics!
Brian: Have fun you smurf.

by MrBattleMan February 16, 2010