smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

smurf

In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.

Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.

by tastelikecrab February 7, 2009

Bobby Shmurda's teeth

When someone is very white and very good lookin', just like Bobby Shmurda's teeth.

Dam look at dat fine girl, she looks like Bobby Shmurda's teeth.

by Lifs July 8, 2022

smardo

smart weirdo

did you see that wicked chick performing due diligence work?

yea, such a smardo

by thechosen0ne June 13, 2015

Platinum Smurf

Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.

im platinum smurf, dont worry i got this

by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015

Smunday

Staying up all night from Sunday to Monday morning. Two days rolled into one

Stayed up all Sunday , still awake Monday morning. Feels like a Smunday

Lets get on the Sunday sesh , love a good Smunday

Only planned going out for abit Sunday evening. Now it's Monday . Had no sleep. Got work in couple hours, been a messy one. Definitely a Smunday

by PeckishPeg July 22, 2018

Shmurda'd

Getting Shmurda'd is when a musician gets arrested for dropping music with lyrics describing in detail real crimes they have committed (or plan to), to the point where it's an official confession of guilt to the authorities; popularized (unfortunately) in Early 2015 when artist Bobby Shmurda was arrested for "conspiracy to commit murder, weapons possession and reckless endangerment" fron his song "Hot N*gga"

Bobby: "Tay-k ?? What are you in for?

Tay-k:" Fuck a beat man, I Shmurda'd myself."

by leonides11 September 27, 2017