ass smouchie

placeing ur bare ass on a persons face while they sleep-MC

Dakota gave Ben an ass smouchie last nite

by scruffy mc brown brown July 28, 2009

Smunch

The combo of smash and crunch.

In Star Trek with Captain Kirk those fake rocks should have smunched them instead of bouncing off.

by BunnySlippersox May 26, 2014

smonch

verb.

1. to smooch on top
2. to attack in a glomping matter, but with kissing along with hugging
3. to step on; lay a smackdown with your foot/leg

I can't wait to attack and smonch him when he gets back from work.

by Squishy's True Master August 3, 2006

stomp and smouch

the act of kissing/makingout with a dip (chewing tobacco) in.

i totally stomp and smouched with that girl last night.

by mikesads January 17, 2011

smunch

To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina.

Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.

by DNirro January 18, 2009

tittie smunch

breast milk resedue that is dried out and left on the nipple

i was licking this tit but it was all crusty from tittie smunch

by James "dicky" Johnson October 17, 2006

smouch

A generalised term for a sloppy vagina

You could fit a dozen cocks in that pirate whore's smouch

by Drew Christx November 11, 2004