Smorgasbra

When a woman in a restaurant eats the crumbs of a previous course from the top of her cleavage.

"Dude! Check out that chick at the next table dining at the Smorgasbra!"

by 24th@SJ June 18, 2009

smörgåsbord

A swedish word used when you have diffrent types of bread and juice and other things, and you can pick what you want, similar to a buffé.

smorgasbord in english...

We're going to have a smorgasbord tomorrow

by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Smorgasmborg

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.

Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.

by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012

Smörgåsbord

The actual spelling of the word, with Ö being pronounced as "uhh" and Å pronounced as "ohh"
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing

American guy: No way! How many?
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*

by Immaturkey September 4, 2018

smorgassbord

A bountiful selection of beautiful women of many shapes, sizes and ethnicities.

There were so many hotties at the party last night, I had a hard time choosing one to hit on - It was a smorgassbord!

by FinkyStingers March 13, 2009

smorgassbored

A compilation or mish-mash of obscure topics a blogger uses when they are bored or out of good ideas.

"I'm terribly bored today and can't think of anything interesting to say, so here's my smorgassbored of a blog. Hopefully there is something on here you'll find interesting!"

by Michella Bella Donatella July 30, 2008