stooleys

Midwestern term for psychedelic mushrooms, derived from the word toadstool. A term used only by experienced "shroomers" when trying to locate some magic. The stooleys are used for personal enlightenment, feelings of HD vision and color enhancement are common while enjoying the best 6 hours of your life.

"Hey man, you know where I can get any stooleys?"

by Matt Awtum December 7, 2006

Sooley

A man/female who likes anal and diddles themselves while watching stranger things... they are also ugly crack whores and suck dick on waterloo for a living.

Woah i fucked this hooker last night she was a real sooley

by OG as fuck September 6, 2016

smooey

pouring an entire alcoholic drink into a chicks vagina and skulling it as it pours out.

Like shoey but out of a vagina.

Man did you hear.... He went down on his Mrs and did a smooey with his beer!

by 1pirate2 August 6, 2018

smoole

another term for bear jizz

That guy rubed the smoole all over the cafeteria.

by yellowturd January 25, 2016

Smolley

A traitor
A very nice person

"Wow I can't believe he left the lil gang. What a smolley."

by Dharkenlawl November 20, 2018

smoozey

When you are to awkward to respond to a compliment the proper way, so you just say smoozey.

“You’re so beautiful!”
“Uh erm, smoozey.”

by Cute but psycho✌ September 25, 2019

shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020