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smoked out the game

To be very high on, or impaired by, a smokable substance. Often times a person this high displays comical behaviour and is obviously "smoked out the game."
Q: "Why is that tweaker stealing all those garden gnomes?"
A: "He's smoked out the game."
by OxTxTxO December 23, 2008
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Smoked Salmon

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.
He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.
by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013
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smoking up a check

The act of spending the majority of a recently-acquired sum of money on cannabis and cannabis-related products, then promtptly using them over a short period of time
“Darius got paid on Thursday, and spent the entire weekend smoking up a check.
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smoking hot

A very HOT chick, SMOKINGGGG HOT!!!

Nice thighs, nice tits, nice booty, nice everything!
My gosh, Miranda Kewr is smoking hot
by Guisumba March 21, 2012
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Smoked pork

The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.
Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?

Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!

Child (frustrated): Awh dad!
by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010
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Smoking Google

A term used to describe incriminating evidence found on one's computer relating this person to a serious crime. More specifically, suspicious searches conducted on Google only a few days prior to a crime.

For example, if a man was murdered by his wife, who poisoned him with sleeping pills, the "Smoking Google" would be the searches conducted by that wife for topics such as 'sleeping pills,' 'sleeping pill overdose,' 'poison pills,' et cetera, obviously linking her to the crime. Smoking Googles are most commonly found by investigators and can be key pieces of evidence in a trial.

This term is most commonly used in place of the older cliche`, the "smoking gun." This term was recently used on the television show "In Session" by Vinnie Politan.
a. Hey man, did they find that lady guilty?
b. Yeah, the cops found the smoking Google.
a. What was she searching?
b. How to kill a husband, killing a person, jail time for murdering your husband.
by Skhj March 17, 2010
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Smoking on the porch

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.
I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)
by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017
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