smoigel

A smoigel is a traditional Jewish fruit basket that has only green fruits but no pears!!

Jim: this is for you
Adam: what is it?
Jim: a smoigel
Adam: a what?
Jim: a smoigel

Johnny: you know, a smoigel

Jim: happy birthday, pusface

by Pissface_ October 31, 2018

greek smudge

brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.

"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."

by MyBigFatGreekSmudger April 9, 2009

smidgen

Cookery term for a small amount.

add a smidgen of salt

by sally from home and away April 18, 2003

Soodge

Someone who is fat and also named something that starts with an S. You call them Soodge as the double O signifies their large weight.

Person 1: Yo Soodge how ya doin?
Soodge: Great man I just found out Mickey D's is offering bigmacs for 12 cents if you weigh more than 600
Person 1: That stuff isn't health you gotta stop eating it
Soodge: NO I LOVE GAINING WEIGHT

Soodge: IF YOUR NOT EATING YOUR NOT DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE

by PoggersWords May 31, 2022

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

smidge

A small amount of something. Short for smidegeon.

You blocked me in. Can you move your car up just a smidge?

by Michael Chapman June 13, 2005

smogged

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

by whiskeyhotel February 4, 2012