Smirnoff

Nickname given to the Russian Scientist, Alexei, by police chief Jim Hopper in Stranger Things.

Jim: Hey Smirnoff! Get back here!

by HammyHammHamster June 22, 2020

Smirnoff Ice

A malted beverage (hence not a vodka like other Smirnoff products) that one is forced to drink when presented, usually in some ceremonious fashion at a large gathering, in an act called "Icing." When iced, the drinker is required to get on one knee and chug the entire bottle, despite occasional jeers, jokes, discouragement and/or encouragement from onlookers.

Jack snuck a Smirnoff Ice into everyone's Secret Santa gift at the Christmas party. When guests opened their presents at the end, they all had to get on their knees one by one and drink theirs. One of the gifts was a drinking hat, which the recipient used to consume his.

by dglester hardunkichud January 10, 2015

smirnoff castle

A term describing the impossible level in mario cart. Invented out of pure anger for the nintendo company.

alternate--when ish is at the end this term is used to describe anything that is clearly suckish

Random pakistani man--Wow you beat smirnoff Castle
Me--Yes it was somewhat bitchin. I rule!
*pakistani party*

alternate

LaKwasha--So whatcha did last night
Me--ate moo shoo with the fam it was so smirnoff castleish

by the_rexy_Patrol December 9, 2007

Smirnoff Double Black

To be considered one of the best alcoholic beverages to hit stores.

A six pack of Double Blacks will guarantee a great night.

Tastes excellent and goes down easily.You sometimes lose various garments in the ensuing night of blurry double images and meeting with the floor.

Rather cheap comparatively, the Smirnoff Double Black is an excellent choice for a good night.

Dugong: Hah! Remember the time we got nailed off those Smirnoff Double Blacks and went and smashed a heap of shit at the Christian School?

Bettsy: Hah! Yeah man that was sick!

B Rad: Was that the time you taxed that randoms sprinkler and wrapped it around the Jesus Statue?

Dugong & Bettsy: HAHAHAHA! I can't remember......

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

Karina Smirnoff

A fine as hell professional dancer on ABC hit show Dancing with the Stars. September 12, 2006 was her debut on this popular show, in its third season. She is Mario Lopez's partner and dance teacher. Her style is very energetic and sexual when it comes to Latin dance.

Please do that Samba one more time, Karina Smirnoff!

by mnihnuht November 4, 2006

semironic

(adj.) making use of irony partly for the purpose of disguising some genuine interest or affection; using irony to explain a guilty pleasure or a nostalgic attachment

Person 1: Why are you wearing that Power Rangers shirt?
Person 2: Well, at first it was supposed to be ironic, but I actually like the shirt now, so I guess it's only semironic.
Person 1: Oh. That almost makes sense.

by accostcodexterslab November 18, 2013

smirnoff ice

Giant bitch drink. Everyone makes fun of those who drink it, but it sure does dissapear fast when someone brings it to a party.

Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking Smirnoff Ice.
Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.

20 Minutes later...

Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.

by TM September 8, 2004