A conjunction of a robust mullet and its wearer on a skateboard or other wheeled vehicle, usually on a very windy day.
Steve: You're here early today, Jethro.
Jethro: I left at the normal time, but I rode in on my Sioux City Sailboat.
Steve: How are you going to get home. The forecast calls for almost no wind this afternoon.
Jethro: Well fuck my sister! *thinks real hard* Can you give me a lift?
Steve: No! You haven't bathed in weeks!!
Jethro: I left at the normal time, but I rode in on my Sioux City Sailboat.
Steve: How are you going to get home. The forecast calls for almost no wind this afternoon.
Jethro: Well fuck my sister! *thinks real hard* Can you give me a lift?
Steve: No! You haven't bathed in weeks!!
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A woman so old that when she dates younger guys she qualifies more as a prehistoric cat than a cougar
Jake: I hear Joe is dating a cougar
Mike: Oh god no, his girlfriend is like 80, she's really more of a smilodon. Think there are paintings of that chick on cave walls
Mike: Oh god no, his girlfriend is like 80, she's really more of a smilodon. Think there are paintings of that chick on cave walls
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