Southwick Mass

Southwick is a small town in western massachusettes. Many different kinds of people live in this town but many enjoy the same hobbies. Most hobbies in a small town like this consist of dirtbikes,snowmobiles,atv, bicycles, or anything to use the land we have. People who wrote these other definitions of this town are mad because no one in the town likes them. This town is not a bad place to live at all. Life is what you make of it. Those people chose to make the worse of a small town. Most people smoke pot because there is not much to do. There are groups who make the best of this town by going on the congamond lakes, getting together on weekends, and riding vehicles on the trails we have. The school disrtict has come along way from where it was 10 years ago and most kids dont like it because the school is now serious. 10 years ago people were drinking and smoking in the parking lot before class. This town is full of small business's and its good to know people. Like anything else you can love or hate this town if hate it stop complaining about it and LEAVE! because you obviously dont belong or fit in here!!

smalltown hick town SOUTHWICK MASS

by southwick man March 15, 2011

southwick mass

im from southwick, and i happen to like smoking pot and eating bbq chicken pizzas from gigis. i also like drinking arnies and smoking more pot, i like riding dirtbikes and going to parties, and smoking pot. i dont say dode, or hey, or dode hey. i love drinking beer and fucking kinda hot chicks. if you dont like that... what are you gay?

yo, lets go get a blunt and order a pizza in southwick mass.

by chickenpotpie138 March 15, 2011

southwick

Southwick - A left handed wanker!

Jimmy is left handed therefore he must be a Southwick!

by M.A.M. April 25, 2004

Southwick regional school

A Place in the wannabe hillbilly town of Southwick Massachusetts where you waste 6 hours and 30 minutes of your life in a brick prison everyday for 180 days. People from here either boast about Rebecca Lobo going to the school or they don't know who she is. Everyone is a idiot and everyone vapes.

Person 1: where do you go to school?
Idiot from Southwick:*coughs* Southwick regional school.
Person 2: didn't Rebecca Lobo go there?
Idiot from Southwick: who?

by Cornholio fredrickson June 23, 2022

Smithwich

A human sandwich comprised of Justin Smith and Aldon Smith, with either light or dark QB meat in the middle, whereby the dual outside forces are so great that it makes the QB go full retard.

"Ashkon's 'Niners in Paris' song is giving me such a Harboner! I hope the players are getting fully torqued off his song in anticipation of the game too."

"Same here... Mostly, I can't wait to see Eli get Smithwiched!"

"Me neither! He's already half retard, so going Simple Jack is just another Sunday walk in the park... Candlestick Park."

by Harry Sasquatch February 6, 2012

Southwick Regional School

A goddamn waste of your life. 13 years you’ll never get back (or 27 if you were raised here)

Aka weeaboo central

Scotty: you Southwick Regional School!
Billy: what the fuck did you say about my mom

by Helen Keller was wrong June 8, 2018

Smithwick

(Noun) A Jedi Warrior who has over-consumed cauliflower. Typically the over-use of cauliflower inhibits the use of the force, as an example, Mace Windu had attempted to utilize a force push on an enemy but instead had a poop. Surgeon General Warning. Excessive use of cauliflower in Jedi can cause harmful side effects including Nausia, Heartburn, Liver Failure, Irreversible Kidney Damage, Gender Confusion, Death, and an insatiable drive to listen to music from One Direction.

That jedi is a real Smithwick, someone must have fed him Cauliflower. I'm not cleaning this mess up.

by lnarchist April 2, 2017