Sesh Snake

A so called “friend” who says that they cannot come out and “sesh”, yet proceeds to go out anyway, (most likely with a different group of friends). This behaviour is “snakey” and therefore the perpetrator is known as a “sesh snake”.

“Will is a right sesh snake! He said he wasn’t going to go out yet he woke up with sick in his sink and had no memory of his night.

by Couldhavedroppedmycroissant March 15, 2018

seshie

A musician who frequents music sessions; can refer to either a studio musician or a jam session enthusiast.

Steve is a total seshie! I see him at all our monthly jams!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

jerk sesh

slang for jerk-off session: the event; past, present, or future; where a male has allotted himself several minutes to several hours for nothing other than private, uninterrupted masturbation. A jerk sesh is typically accompanied by one or several forms of visually stimulating material i.e. internet pornography, magazines, movies, etc.

"Goodnight fellas. I'm gonna get in a quick jerk sesh then its off to bed..."

by Ladies got the ERJ December 26, 2011

Key smash

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.

The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk

by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018

Sesh-head

A mad lad usually at a rave with a jaegerbomb and bottle of vodka in his/her hand, usually take pills or various other drugs such as cocaine or ketamine

Zac loves the sesh the sesh loves Zac. He’s such a sesh-head

by Zacster123 February 24, 2019

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.

Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right

by Rae$ February 7, 2017

smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

by tybjack December 14, 2016