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Smeef
A person who avoids female contact at all costs. They love to play video games and do not have a job. Tend to be small and pale like golem with a big bald head and big scary teeth to ward off predators
Smeef by Big back jimothy May 21, 2026
Papi Smeef
The Opposite of Papa Smurf, he is a cool guy and a real ladies man and has a lot of friends. He also has big pee pee
Papi Smeef by Papi Smeef October 2, 2018
To Seef
To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment
I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
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They seef
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Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen
Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing
e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"
e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."
e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen
Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing
e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"
e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."
e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"
To Seef by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013
smeechy
It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!
I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!
smeechy by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012