smirnoff

the perfect vodka. it's right in between being so cheap that it may as well be rubbing alcohol and so expensive that you figure it's gotta be filtered with opium to cost that fucking much.

Annie loves getting crunked with her $13 smirnoffs!

by kezbies January 29, 2008

smdr

SMDR is an abbreviation for the the term Station Message Detail Recording. It is the data that is submitted by your telephone system to a collection device linked to your call accounting package. The data contains particular information about every telephone call including date, time, duration, digits dialed and trunk line. Often the term CDR (Call Detail Recording is used interchangeably with CDR). The "raw" information is generally interpreted and translated into a database for real time or scheduled processing and reporting.

We use SMDR to examine telephone call activity

by Rito Salomone September 25, 2006

Smyrna Cut

Hair cut in which head is shaved and bangs are left, usually to be curled under and left to dangle over the forehead.

That dude still got a Smyrna cut from middle school!

by ahaley616 September 19, 2011

Smornge

1. (verb) To smash an orange in, on or around anyone or anything.

2.(verb) The act of smashing an orange.

3.(noun) A word that ryhmes with orange.

The bus-driver would not stop yapping so little Timmy opened his lunch bag and pulled out an orange which he used to smornge her in the face!

by @Console_Harmony March 29, 2020

Smirnoff

Nickname given to the Russian Scientist, Alexei, by police chief Jim Hopper in Stranger Things.

Jim: Hey Smirnoff! Get back here!

by HammyHammHamster June 22, 2020

Smirnoff Ice

A malted beverage (hence not a vodka like other Smirnoff products) that one is forced to drink when presented, usually in some ceremonious fashion at a large gathering, in an act called "Icing." When iced, the drinker is required to get on one knee and chug the entire bottle, despite occasional jeers, jokes, discouragement and/or encouragement from onlookers.

Jack snuck a Smirnoff Ice into everyone's Secret Santa gift at the Christmas party. When guests opened their presents at the end, they all had to get on their knees one by one and drink theirs. One of the gifts was a drinking hat, which the recipient used to consume his.

by dglester hardunkichud January 10, 2015

smirnoff castle

A term describing the impossible level in mario cart. Invented out of pure anger for the nintendo company.

alternate--when ish is at the end this term is used to describe anything that is clearly suckish

Random pakistani man--Wow you beat smirnoff Castle
Me--Yes it was somewhat bitchin. I rule!
*pakistani party*

alternate

LaKwasha--So whatcha did last night
Me--ate moo shoo with the fam it was so smirnoff castleish

by the_rexy_Patrol December 9, 2007