The Banana Smasher

The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.

Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"

by Mrs. Cobain April 25, 2010

Button Smasher

A person who plays video games by just hitting random buttons. Usually in fighting games and done by inexperienced gamers.

I can't stand playing Mortal Kombat with Joe, he is such a Button Smasher.

by BreadbasketGangsta December 23, 2010

Tofu Smasher

Guys who like to have sex with Asians

My friend Craig is a Tofu Smasher

by tONE lOC March 28, 2013

Pocket Smasher

Any device used to destroy a pocket is a pocket smasher. Whether it’s throwing a massive strike ball into the pocket at the bowling alley or destroying a sweet pussy when you get home. Anything can be used to smash the pocket; fist, cock, bowling ball, meat tenderizer, etcetera.

Frank’s bowling ball really smashed the pocket at the alley then he went home and smashed her pocket, he is a true pocket smasher.

by Chief Lee November 4, 2021

Smashbrown

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.

"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"

by bacon remedy October 27, 2014

Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.

Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.

by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013

Town smasher

Some one who goes around the town centre in large groups/ gangs then they usually wonder up onto the almighty Plymouth hoe and chug the large bottles of cheap cider or the classic Smirnoff! Once they are proper steaming the go around the town centre of Plymouth starting on people or smashing up shops/ things for entertainment, amusement or just cause they want to be ‘kin’ hard!

Plymouth’s City of ‘undefeated yutes think town smashers rule!’

by Garry Winthorpe 69 December 30, 2018