Punch Smartie

A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.

PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"

by PToTheDiddy March 20, 2009

smartie party

a smartie party is where loads of boys and girls get together and the girls stuff smarites in there pussy and spin a bottle in the group of guys whoever the bottle lands on has to eat her out

boy:let's have a smartie party!
girl: alright!
girl: *stuffs smarties* ok spin the bottle
boy: yes my turn!
*Guy Eats Girl Out Sucking Out the Smarties*
---contines till no smarties remain---
p.s BRING LOTS OF SMARTIES!!!!!

by Daniel Linton July 31, 2006

Smarticles

anyone or anything that is smart and/or clever; These are the people who will be your overlords someday

"Wow, I didn't know that I was supposed to use the quadratic formula there, you're smarticles!"

"I know, now bow down to me

by Warhawk_825 April 4, 2010

Smartitude

Being very intelligent.

Boy, that guy has a high level of smartitude.

by Tom Kucera June 25, 2006

Smartface

A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.

"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers April 5, 2006

Smartie

A teacher who uses SMART Data to inform their teaching practice. Specifically teachers of CHS.

Smarties are expert educators that know their students well and lead learning.

by Edessasmum January 26, 2017

Smarticle

(adj) Describing someone/something being smart, smart in nature. Ironically uses incorrect grammar. Usually used in an informal or joking fashion

"The girl read her smarticle answer outloud to the class."
"That was quite a smarticle maneuver, he thought."

by Matchless May 22, 2007