swarley

-The mixture of shit and semen after anal sex

After John nailed her in the ass, he covered he face with Swarley

by Neil P Harris November 13, 2006

Sarley

She is weird person that is tall and funny she has many weird crushes and falls in love with short boys. She really try’s to sing but can’t but she keeps on trying! And she is also a koreaboo.

Look it’s sarley over there!

by Lil Meme September 26, 2019

smorley

A small annoying firey dick head of English origin. It usually has small morbidly obese dogs. Hates their parents (Sometimes not the Dad) She will hit you, all the time, great when drunk.

"Oh what a fucking smorley you are"

by trishapaytasson October 28, 2019

Sammy Smalley

If someone is short and female they may be referred to as a "Sammy Smalley"

It comes from the film Santa Claus 3 where a female elf was called "Sammy Smalley"

I can see over that girls head. Shes such a Sammy Smalley

by angelface101 April 1, 2011

Snarley

1-Something very disgusting looking
2-A word used to describe ugly selfies

"Dude, I look so snarley in that picture! delete that!!"
"Goddamn that ho is snarley."

by Snarles McJr June 8, 2013

smagley

The "pet name" invented to describe the greatness that is the indomitable Samuel L. Jackson. It doesn't represent him, but more his chi, or spirit that he so elegently displays in his films. Can be used to desribe something that is related to his work, him, an ass w00ping of great magnatude and is worthy of Smagley,or someting of devine greatness. (such as Master Chief)

"Yo you see that movie with Smagley in it?" asks John.
*John slaped for asking such a stupid question*
"Of coarse you retard." replies Frank.

"Wow that Hillary Duff concert was smagley!", said John.
"Didn't I just fucking warn you about not ruining the greatness of Smagley?" Frank asked kindly.
*Frank reaches into John's throat and removes his lyrincs*
"Now stop being a bitch...and don't bleed on my carpet or i'll fucking go all Smagley on your bitch ass!" Frank told his friend with glee.

by Drizzt Do'Urden September 22, 2005

Swarley

From HIMYM: the name the freaking person behind the counter at probably a Starbucks shop will write on your coffee cup, but it's all wrong because they are deaf and it's not actually your name. Whenever you don't care about someone because they are completely irrelevant, you can also call them Swarley.

From HP: Another variation is Wheatherby.

PersonX: "Bye, Swarley."
Wheatherby *who tried to talk to a girl he likes but failed, turns around to leave with a pathetically sad face*: "It's Barney..."

by sheldon'sbrain November 5, 2020