When you bust a nut in your girlfriends coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.
by LarryManAllDay September 14, 2016
Get the Seattle Slurpermug. A perjorative term for a homosexual.
Look at these two noodle slurpers over here in the Mini Cooper, they are probably headed to San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade.
by King Chre July 3, 2011
Get the noodle slurpermug. by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003
Get the Ass-Slurpermug. a sad excuse for a human being that begs for just enough money on the corner of the street to buy a bottle of listerine to get drunk.
by munchkinhatro December 24, 2006
Get the listerine slurpermug. The defined indents on a girls cheek during a high pressure blow job. In time they may become permanent.
Wow! Mom look at those things on that girls face! Yes son those are slurper dimples, she must gag for a living.
by barchizer March 19, 2014
Get the slurper dimplesmug. A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).
A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.
They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.
They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?
Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*
Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.
Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*
Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.
Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017
Get the Starbucks Slurpermug. you fucking shart slurping cunt!
so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
by danny mcfart April 2, 2022
Get the shart slurpermug.