Sludge Bannon

Very much like a sludge cannon, only with the endless torrent of molten shite pouring forth from the mouth, rather than the anus

The average Sludge Bannon will last six to eight months in a political administration before Donald Trump fires him for not being quite racist enough.

by Lancaster's Second Finest August 21, 2017

sludgewidge

The start and end of a period

Eugh I've just started my period. I've got such a sludgewidge

by Vic BW September 21, 2017

Sludge Nugget

Those sticky nugget pieces of shit that remains on your ass after the main plopper has departed.

Oh dear, Jake i have a sludge nugget clinging on for dear life!

by Mr Sludge Nugget September 6, 2018

grundle sludge

the combination of ballsweat and excess fecal matter which gathers in the grundle.

"In some countries grundle sludge is considered a delicacy."

by thaWhistle March 14, 2007

Sludge Valve

The Anus. Connected to the poosnip to ensure you have a quick and pain free muck release.

I have to empty my sludge valve, I have a Brown Trout craving the freedom of open water

by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

Sludge Hammer

Urban variable of "Sledge Hammer".

"hit upside da head wit a muh fuckin sludge hammer!"

by 540 shorty May 3, 2010

sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

by Drew Bob September 15, 2006