Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

slozer

a slozer is a lazy slut. she/he will engage in the act of sexual intercourse multiple in one week but then take a months or so time of break. therefore, a slozer only engages in sexual intercourse with the sugar dadies. the lazy slut will still as much cash as possible for the sugar daddy, hence being able to take long breaks in between one night stands.

Do you see that girl over there? I bet she's a slozer! She always has time on her hands, and always has money.

by courrrtttttneyyyyherrrttt June 18, 2009

Sloozer

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.

man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.

by Bexxx June 2, 2004

Slowvertake

What occurs when a particlarly slow moving vehicle attempts to overtake and equally slow vehicle on the road/motoway/highway/freeway.

Sh*t, now we have to wait for that bus to slowvertake that truck.

by Daytona675 July 13, 2010

slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

slowerly

Actively doing things slowly

Next time I will perform this task slowerly

by Notsirt March 24, 2021

slowzen

During vid chat where you become not frozen but S L O W L Y M O V I N G during the vid chat. Annoying

Talked to Marcia yesterday via video chat, so annoyed at the quality. Half the chat she was slowzen.

by JZrkman June 15, 2021