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Shlopfest

The procedure in which a large African American gathers/collects the trickling residue from his armpits and deposits into cup. Now a Swedish back-packer plucks several pubic hairs from her vaginal crevasse and at the same time, releases natural (yet tasty) liquid flatulence into the same cup. Thus creating the first of 10 ingredients.
2. Horse-radish
3. Garlic (helps relief colds and flu's)
4. Pepper + Salt
5. Grandmothers secret shloppy sauce with assistance from Pop.
6. Dingle-berries fresh from the gooch of a close relative (preferable Aunty Norma)
7. Corn-relish mixed with out-of-date (woolworth limited) milk, with a touch of fore-head grease.
8. Your dad's Smegma (built up crud and crust from inbetween foreskin and penis)
9. Weet-bix, left exposed to the sun for 3 weeks, allowing the brewing of nature scents.
10. 10ml of water (no more, no less)
This shloppy concoction is poured vigorously down any open crevasse of one's desire. Allow the mixture of pure ingredients to settle and shlopify into the essence of one's body and soul. Once achieved, one will feel uplifted, enlighted, and may find oneself dead. This is an experience that is unforgivable yet imperative for one to complete before death. There is one vital rule that can only assure festivities of shlop, that being, numerous people must attend/participate (otherwise, not being a fest).
"Wanna come to my shlopfest tonight Gazza?"

"ahhh, yeah what is it?"

"Search 'Schlopfest' on UrbanDictionary.com"

*later, after Gazza searches this definition*

"Sure brew, im in, do u want me to bring the shloppy sauce or the dingle-berries, I dont mind"

"Naa thats fine, I already have them in ample supply, you just bring the water yeah?"

"Alright, sounds good"

"Anyways, how was your day?"

(Conversation continues...)

Shlop
by Bethwaite August 2, 2010
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Slopfest

1. A party usually involving drinking, that is sloppy generally due to a lot of ugly girls and a lot of puke and things getting broken.

2. A person who is acting sloppy usually due to intoxication
Dude that party last night was so slopfest.

Will just fell on his face in the middle of the street... He's so slopfest
by MCJV November 10, 2010
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slopfest

More often as slop fest - is an AI produced materials of low quality.
There's 4, maybe 5 pics that are AI, out of 49. Total slopfest... Go touch grass.
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Spoonfest

Started in 1994, it was an somewhat regular meeting of friends to eat at a buffet, share funny stories, steal spoons, and bowl or shoot pool.

In recent years the even has only occurred once per 12-18 months.
I bought a newbie to a spoonfest and they made me proud my snatching 2 spoons and an ice cream bowl.
by Rob² March 22, 2009
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stompfest

When a player/team in a match are so dominating that they crush everyone else.
Person A: wtf was with that game, turned into a total stompfest
Person B: git gud nub
by toyyoda21 April 23, 2017
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scoopfessional

My friend is a scoopfessional at Häagen Dazs.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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snoozfest

like boring, makes me fall asleep
what is the biggest snoozfest in broadway kidz?”
by ifkmyman April 9, 2023
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