Slootard

–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them

–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being

"You were so slootard last night you banged a horselike creature"

"Hes a slootard who pops bottles on his maxed out credit card"

by SAVAGE GM February 4, 2010

slooted

to be fucked up and just out your mind

Mike: yo did you see him just fall down the steps hes slooted

by adamfrigginmonked December 17, 2010

sloot tooth

the tooth of a slut. it just rhymes better.

yo, dat sloot tooth andrea needs to get kicked in her teeth.

by cracka barrel August 25, 2010

sloot

Sloot is the basic word. The more O's in "sloot", the sluttier the girl is. 2 O's is the minimum, you can add as many O's as necessary to add emphasis to just how slutty the girl is.

That bitch? Her and her friends are some slooooooooots, let me tell you.

There were some slooooooty girls at the party!

by DieselAJ November 22, 2004

Slootch

Verb: The act of lapping up semen. See also, cum lapper.

Dude, you have to watch your aim. Your dog just slootched your load!

by Slootch May 2, 2011

slooter

The ultimate form of a slut. Beware of slooters. They will do anything to get some D.

That bitch Cassidy Baker is a fucking slooter she got fingered at a party in front of everyone then a video of it ended up on Facebook the next day.

by Daddddddy October 4, 2010

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018