by paco martinez May 13, 2005
Get the slooker mug.A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.
by BagBadJon November 21, 2010
Get the Slooper mug.by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023
Get the Sploofer mug.n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
by Bexxx June 2, 2004
Get the Sloozer mug.A cross between a slut and a looter - like a gold digger, only more in the moment (i.e. social situations, bars) as opposed to long term (i.e. marriage). A slooter provides 1st and 2nd base sexual favors in exchange for drinks at the bar or other such expenditures.
by Thee Falcon July 14, 2010
Get the Slooter mug.This is a definition that in compasses a wide range of "slutty" activities. These girls are not even bangable by the fattest dork in the world. These girls are so buttfaced that they should join the circus.However still find their way to get banged when these girls get guys so drunk that they don't realize that they are about to get busy with a donkeyfaced gorilla looking hoe.
" Jared did u hook up with that slooter agian?"
" you should go to the clinic i think that slooter has herpes."
" that melissa girl was a slooter"
" you should go to the clinic i think that slooter has herpes."
" that melissa girl was a slooter"
by Daniel Cohen July 22, 2006
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