Simming

The Act of Eating a donut off of a Dick

I'm going to get some Krispy Kremes and go simming at the club

by Millennialcast May 21, 2016

swimmingly

Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.

I'm sure you did swimmingly on the SAT.

by UpTheBixe June 29, 2005

Bed Slamming

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

by aksival December 2, 2007

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

just keep swimming

not to give up when times are rough!

tyler; life is so hard.. i should call it quits!

joel; hey man! just keep swimming!

tyler; alright.......i will.

by luckkkky October 11, 2010

swimming

a way to stop from drowning

My boat sunk, so i started to swim

by Stu August 22, 2003

Swimming

The most beast sport out there. Swimmers get no time outs, no substitutions, and no water breaks. We train twice a day and have already put in a good 2 hours before you lazy soccer players hall your fat butts out of bed. Swimmers- six packs, chlorine addicted people that admit that they have no life, but at least they don't go running after balls all day like soccer players.

Hey wanna hang out?

No I have to go swimming

by auburnlove December 5, 2010