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A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.
guy 1: who is that guy? he’s so cool.
guy 2: Bro that my man simant.
by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018
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SilMaster

Short for the two words "Silly Master." Or, depending on how you use it, it can mean Silly Masturbater. Mostly used while texting.
Ex 1:
"Laughing my fucking ass off, you're a silmaster at this game."

Ex 2: (Said by an Australian, or a British person.)
"Oi, get oveh he'e ye silmasta'"
by NoobHammer May 11, 2021
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simangaliso

Smangaliso, is someone or something that has a great personality and are quite spontaneous, fun, loving and outgoing people.
They are extremely rare to find because of there personality and caring heart to friends, family and lovers. So when you find a Smangaliso be glad you have one cuase they aren't always there.
Wow he is such a Simangaliso of a friend.
by Smanga Moloi April 18, 2018
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The Silmarillion

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.
While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.
by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015
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salimatou

An extremely athletic African warrior-princess who works retail by day and is a crime-fighting African vigilante at night. She is not one to be messed with. on the retail floor or in the streets.
You don't want to come across Salimatou at night.

Man, I tried to rob a store last night but Salimatou kicked my ass!
by Christinealexis October 11, 2010
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Saiman Says

Saiman Says is the most underrated YouTuber of India
Normie: Chintu is the most underrated YouTuber of India
Dank boi: STFU it's Saiman Says
by BoyWithThePewPewGun June 25, 2021
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Simala

Only female wizard in the novel "Traveling Tales of the Knights of Crackdon". Not a witch but a female wizard. a rare oddity in a good or magical way.
Dude, did you see that Simala? she stuck her whole fist in her mouth!
by Grandor of Crackdon April 22, 2011
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