Slamdance

(verb) 1. To engage or perform an act of sexual intercourse. 2. The art of woo'ing women to come back to your room to procreate, with or without the glove. 3. A mixture of the hokie pokie and electric slide, naked.

1. "Yo Matt are you going to ask that girl to slamdance?"
2. "Hell man, imma ask seven girls to slamdance tonight!"
3. "Hey, what do you say after this party we go back to my room and slamdance?"

by FanToes February 10, 2008

Flapdance

N: in which a man's head is tucked into the largest flap of flabby skin on the loagiest, fattest hooker one can find. Once head is tucked, it is henceforth jiggled around in the flap. Flapdance.

Jay: Hey, my boy's having a bachelor party this friday, I want to play a prank on him.
Sam: Go give Fat Linda a call and get that man a flapdance.

by Blumpking69 April 17, 2010

swaydance

1) n. A type of dance that involves the act of intertwining one's arms with a partner's and swaying, allowing the music and centrifugal rhythm of the tea-shop atmosphere to take control. It is imperative to remain in a fixed seated position and to maintain eye contact with the partner(s).

2) it. v. To engage in the act of swaydance.

a) Swaydance is a prominent activity enjoyed by many of the Dobra Tea Shop customers.

b) As if possessed by other-worldly spirits, the two hipsters locked eyes and began to swaydance.

by ofthevallee July 19, 2010

Lapdance day

Is the day were eny girl yiu speek with has to give you n 10sec lapdanse with her ass

Hey caylen im speeking with you and its nasianal lapdance day

by Psyconnect June 1, 2021

Lapdance day

Eny girls you talk with has to give you a 10sec lapdanse

Hi caylen you know it june 1 and that lapdance day give me n lapdance

by Psyconnect June 1, 2021

emotional lapdance

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.

"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"

by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022