slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019

slapping each other's dicks

The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.

"slapping each other's dicks"

by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013

slap your girl dick in the butter dish

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."

Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.

by jordensjunger June 11, 2016

ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*

ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*

This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.

Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

by T33TS June 28, 2011

Slap Dick

A insult simmilar to go fuck yourself originating in Copiague New York

“Yo bro slap dick pussy” “Go slap dick”

by Jurguyz October 15, 2021