Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"

In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.

by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 3, 2012

Skinless Prisoner

A skinless prisoner is someone who has a circumcised penis. They cannot escape their circumcised penis as it is and always will be a part of them thus making them a prisoner.

Cody was circumsized as a child, he’ll always be a skinless prisoner.

by WhunPocent March 6, 2018

Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.

I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.

by Charles Reed May 18, 2018

spincess

A woman who attends spin class in full makeup, with her hair and nails done, wearing top of the line gear but failing to put any effort into the class for fear of damaging her appearance. A Spincess will often take phone calls, or loudly talk to people around her about her "fascinating" life, distracting and angering other attendees. She will also have a membership, and attend 7 days a week to engage in this behavior.

That Spincess is here again, 20 bucks says her hair doesn't even move during class.

by Brody Anderson February 15, 2020

Skinless Carcass

A fine dining cuisine and the funniest shit to ever come from red dead redemption online

Hey Josh, could you get me some skinless carcass? Hold the carcass, extra skin.

by HoldTheSkin February 23, 2024