Skret

Dude: Hey u off to the festival mate?
Dude 2: Nah allow it, there's bare Skrets about.
Dude: Yer but they'll prob give u a free blowey
Dude 2: I'm alright to be honest. I'd rather rub one out than let some skretter at me.

by SadiaWillMosh June 22, 2016

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skeetiful

A woman with a face beautiful enough to skeet all over.

Damn that bitch from that party was skeetiful.

by Assassi'Nate April 4, 2005

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Skeetio

An abbreviated version of the words "Skeety Ho". Means a person, female, who is both a skeet and a ho. General characteristics include skimpy clothing and a whoreish as well as skeety nature. May be seen smoking, drinking, doing drugs, holding up the walls of run down convience stores, giving blow jobs, ect.

Also, the type of cereal a skeet would eat if skeets ate cereal.

Bill : Man, did you see those chicks over there smoking it up with their pimps? Their skirts were so short I wasn't sure if they had anything on! They're total fuckin skeetios.

John : Fuck ya man, it's awesome.

Bill : Damn straight.

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Skeet : Shit, I'm hungry. I'ma get me some skeetios. *om nom nom nom* Yumm.

by WhyHelloThere. May 24, 2009

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skeetish

skeetish:the act of being aroused(horny) resulting in the ejaculation... hence the base word skeet

that hoe is making me mad skeetish

by James April 23, 2005

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skretch

A person/situation/place regarded by an individual or a consensus reached among a group that is seen as highly unusual, suspect, or just plain weird.

1. Whoah you see that cop thats been tailing us for the last 6 streets? Skretch.

2. You didn't head from Jane last night?! Well, considering she gave it to me in the bathroom halfway through 6th period...skretch

3. Traveling to North Korea with diplomatic relationships as they are is skretch.

by Master of Nuggets April 22, 2008

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