by Bozo McScrotus May 18, 2016
Get the sketchbob mug.The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.
MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?
MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009
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1. to describe someone who has a terrible habit of being sketchy (acting creepy, behaving in a mysterious manner)
2. or as a response to a sketchy or weird situation.
2. or as a response to a sketchy or weird situation.
1. "He is always so sketch vice. Last night he disappeared from the party for five hours."
2. "That trip to Jamaica sounded like a sketch vice vacation"
3. Upon hearing a crazy or outrageous story...
"Sketch. vice."
2. "That trip to Jamaica sounded like a sketch vice vacation"
3. Upon hearing a crazy or outrageous story...
"Sketch. vice."
by gnarlycait182 May 17, 2010
Get the Sketch vice mug.A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.
Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.
Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Keys mug.Thinking, acting, or speaking inappropriately, as in "performing a sketchlow." Someone who, without notice, disappears into the night like a hawk into the forest, leaving you with only the whispers of the wind. One who provides the comfort level of an undersized shoe. Potentially a shitty co-worker. THAT guy.
He pulled a sketchlow when he insulted my overweight mother by calling her a fat whore.
Remember that time I sketchlowed my way into your girlfriend?
Where did Cindy go? She must have sketchlowed.
Remember that time I sketchlowed my way into your girlfriend?
Where did Cindy go? She must have sketchlowed.
by BruceJuiceShow May 15, 2011
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One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
by Wamba September 2, 2023
Get the Skatch mug.Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.
What the hell is fatboy wearing?
Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.
<snore>
Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.
<snore>
by Flappy Dickwad May 18, 2009
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