Splurge my gurge 

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

Splurge my gurge by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015

splurge 

to ejaculate and evacuate

matt splurged on natalie last night

splurge by epic_gamer123 January 16, 2019

Splurge 

to blow a fat load on an inanimate object such as amy.

damn boy i just splurged in your moms cereal while rubbing peanut butter sandwiches in her face.

Splurge by Key compton May 13, 2005

Slurge 

The grease puddle left over on your breakfast plate after eating. Is usually composed of bacon fat, yolk, toast sweat and whatever combination of hot sauces and ketchup you use.

Most often occurs in inexpensive diners.

Wow, that slurge puddle is epic. Give me your toast, I want to soak that bad boy up.

Slurge by BreakfastConnoisseur June 20, 2010

Splurge 

the act of someone and or something to be able to spit out a substance from their body.

lol-

Yo, I just splurged all over my shower.

Splurge by JOOKES January 10, 2021

splurge 

act of semen shooting out of the erection

"John was finishing up his moment with a splurge"

splurge by xxprincessjayyxx July 27, 2015

Skurge 

A man who was born in L.A. , moved to N.Carolina, then relocated to Sacramento California and co-created Sammie Award Winning Rap group Righteous Movement. Righteous Movement went on to win such awards as "Outstanding Contributors to the Scene" and "Best Hip Hop". Labeled "The Restless Pestilence", Skurge's style is abrasive and meant to torture the wack. Thus the word Skurge can be used as a verb. To Skurge a beat is to attack murk it wit ferocity. The same can be said of Skurging a beer.

"I got 5 minutes left on my break, so I'm fixin to Skurge this Big Mac, and holla at u when we clock back in."

Skurge by The Skurge August 20, 2009