Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

Shlorp

What you do when you are having soup.

Invented by Ranboo my beloved

You shlorp your soup

by RanbooMyBeloved February 23, 2021

(Sexy) Skorpion

n. An animorphic sex act requiring inhuman flexibility in which a man and a woman heighten their sexual euphoria by imitating the actions of a sexy scorpion. The woman lies supine on a bed with her legs hanging off of the side below the knees. Once this position is assumed, the man performs cunnilingus. Imitating the scorpion's claws, the man grips and pinches the breasts with his hands. At the exact moment before the woman climaxes, the man swings one of his legs back, up and over his head, thusly kicking the woman in the face, increasing the intensity of her orgasm.

Male Russian Gymnast: Oh, Svetlana, I'm so overjoyed that we have won yet another Olympic gold for the Soviet gymnastics team.

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!

by Comrade Molotov December 7, 2009

shlorp

the in-between of eating and drinking, especially used for consuming substances that can be either eaten or drank

After I finished watching Ranboo stream Minecraft, I went to my kitchen and shlorped a bowl of soup.

by mcyt simp February 23, 2021

shlorp

Shlorp means to ingest, to eat, and to enjoy. Such as indulging yourself with fatty foods.

"Shlorp my burger sir!" - Grand Theft Auto: Lady behind counter at the Burger Shot.

by Derek H. January 22, 2005

Skorped

Killing somone from long range with the Skorpion Sub Machine Gun in Call of Duty 4.
In Call of Duty 4 (Modern Warfare) the Czech designed Skorpion has almost no recoil or sway allowing it to accurately hit targets from a very long distance, leaving some players to believe that the gun was somewhat glitched.

ZeroOne: There's a sniper on that ridge across the valley.
BayHarbrButcha: Not anymore... I just "Skorped" his ass.

by BayHarbrButcha February 3, 2010

sklore

A person who is not only a slut and whore, but a SKANK as well. see: everyone at GBHS.

sklore does not rhyhme with waffle.

by Oliviaaaaaaaa July 28, 2006