Skitz

The guy who always freaks out over the smallest thing, very irrational.

Me: " Hey my girlfriends coming over, mind if we use the living room for the afternoon"?
The Skitz: " UHHHH, YeAH yeah bUt aAHHH this is where i study because i need direct sun light for my energy levels to be right, and if i don't have it then ill fail the test for sure man, like you know? man, YOU KNOW?.........

by Loves Tha Puss January 21, 2015

skitz

Threatning to beat someone up. said with an aggresive tone

Watch yaself or im gonna go skitz on y0 Arse mofo!

by Biscuit Assasin March 06, 2004

Skitz

The act of pretending to have two personalities, Some may really have schizophrenia, but most dont go into deeper details.

Mike/Jim): "Hey matt could you help? Jim keeps bothering me!"

Jim/Mike): "No Im not! he Dumped my Girlfriend!"

Matt): "Skitz Leave me Be!"

by ItzSkitz September 09, 2009

skitz

Wiping your finger on your sweaty ass/balls/vagine/underarm and then wiping it under an unknowing persons nose.

He was just standing in the line at the bank and I gave him a skitz.

by nine February 18, 2004

skitz

Out of order, tight, mean,

If someone had beat up an old lady for no reason, I'd say ' Woah man, that is skitz'

by P T August 31, 2005

Skitz

A faggot, seriously imbalanced, pwns j00

I like to skitz your dog

by Anonymous July 01, 2002

skitz mission

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"

by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017