a girl that is really loose but hot, so you would need to "shim" her vagina with your fingers to create "friction" while having intercourse.
damn, shes hot."......"I heard she's so loose you can't even go""......"that's alright, with an ass like that, It's shimmable!
by meatplate May 1, 2011
Get the shimmable mug.A ginger tabby alley-cat covered in curry and stuff. He is infested inside and out with every disease known to man. He meows like a bitch and growls at anything that moves. His tail always sticks up 90 degrees and shit flakes fly out his arse when he farts. His claws are like 9 inches long and make a bastard of a noise on hard ground.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food.
"Keep your doors and windows locked, for Skimbleshanks is on the loose! He will turdify any white furniture or carpet in your house!"
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Verb : To confuse with nonsense. To abandon all pretence of normality. e.g. by telling yor boss that you "exist in a world beyond his imagination". Or you might skimble someone by just showing them your arm and saying "Chen matrix?". The "skimbled" party will become so confused that the "skimbler" gains the upper hand.
"Everyone has handed in their essays, except you Martin. Where is it?".
"Well Mrs. Truncheon, I am so enveloped in twan at the moment that my quunch has become sodden with pantrack! Please excuse my shint mother Abraham!".
"Christ Martin, you've skimbled my skan, You gentle monkey."
"Well Mrs. Truncheon, I am so enveloped in twan at the moment that my quunch has become sodden with pantrack! Please excuse my shint mother Abraham!".
"Christ Martin, you've skimbled my skan, You gentle monkey."
by Liquidsmoke October 18, 2008
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Use 1. so and so is being scammable.
Use 2. something is done in a scammable fashion.
Use 3. an exclamation.
Use 1. so and so is being scammable.
Use 2. something is done in a scammable fashion.
Use 3. an exclamation.
1. That boy is playing with his gameboy at the table in this nice restaurant, how scammable.
2. betties hang out in a scammable fashion at skateparks.
3. girl one: look at that blonde chick.
girl two: scammable.
2. betties hang out in a scammable fashion at skateparks.
3. girl one: look at that blonde chick.
girl two: scammable.
by carraway July 23, 2005
Get the scammable mug.the time plot during one school period when one can skip that period because it is not crucial to go
by maddsick October 3, 2012
Get the skipable mug.A term referred to the game of pool ( American pool) when any of the ball bounces between the elbows and enters the pocket
by Messiah of words April 5, 2019
Get the Skimmage mug.When a fellow pothead intentionally disturbs the peace of the cyph and a vote to skip them on a round on the blunt is initiated
While a blunt is in rotation brandon decides to slap the weed out a rollers hand and someone calls Skipable Offense . Fuck u your getting skipped this round dick
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